therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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