Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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