You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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