Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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