Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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