Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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