when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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