The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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