That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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