White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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