So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
