This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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