A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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