Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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