dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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