rhymes with "ouble enetration"
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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