4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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