Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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