that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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