batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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