STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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