dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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