I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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