well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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