dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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