I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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