Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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