he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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