I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
