we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
where does the pee come out of this thing
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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