Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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