Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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