Christians are straight up FREAKS
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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