awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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