She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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