The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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