is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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