sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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