i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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