Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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