Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
