dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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