"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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