Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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