At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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