yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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