Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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