So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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