I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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