I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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