I'm really into asian looking animals
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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