New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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