its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
