Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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