But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think my vagina is haunted
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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