Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
