Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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