Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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