at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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