so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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